I’M LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE TEXTED ME AND THEY WERE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO MEET U TOM AND I WAS LIKE MY NAME IS MORGAN AND SHE MEANT TOMORROW
(via shes-dead)
if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
(Source: neilweastfall, via erectdaddy)
I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
(Source: fuckquemark, via we-should-date-because-i)